Funny Things To Say at Midnight On New Years

Funny Things To Say at Midnight On New Years

May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.

As you turn a new leaf in your Book of Life with the advent of New Year, here is wishing you the addition of meaningful chapters. Happy New Year 2021!

A new year doesn’t stop the ghosts from your past mistake coming back to haunt you. So, if you think you’re over it, you’re wrong. Happy new year!

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!

This Year I wish you make fewer resolutions to give up drinking. Happy New Year!

Every New Years I celebrate making it through another holiday season without killing my relatives.

 Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

If all the heartbreaks and troubles from the last year didn’t make you strong, let me wish one more year full of agony and tears. I really want you to be stronger. Happy new year!

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.” — Judith Crist

May you learn how to use your brain better than never in the upcoming year. Best wishes.

I hope you can carry on your resolution to not smoking for a long day this New Year!

It is time to forget the past and celebrate a new start. Happy New Year!

Thanks for being my partner in crime while most days looking spectacular and somedays looking like some beggar. I love you; happy New Year.

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

I promise not to drink beer anymore, but since it’s not yet the eve, can I have a bottle more? Happy New Year, dear!

A new year doesn’t come to change your life. It comes to remind you that one more year has gone and you’re still the same useless moron who thinks he can make his resolutions come true!

I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!

I hope growing up is not included in your resolution this year. Let’s just live it like the old ones and we can grow up in some other years. Happy new year 2021, partner!

If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Happy New Year!

Happy new year! How’d it be if instead of bringing happiness, joy, and peace, new year’s brought cash, fame and champagne?

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” — Bill Vaughan

I think it’s great to make your first date a New Year’s party. That way, you’re at least sure you’ll get to first base.

I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.” — Robert Paul

funny things to say on new year’s eve

My New Year’s resolution is to take all the Christmas lights down by Easter.

I would say Happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.” — Robert Clark

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.

My New Year’s Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds.” — Nia Vardalos

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

May your trips and tricks work amazing for you in this upcoming year. Stay sane and sober.

You can’t go back and make a new start, but you can start right now and make a brand-new ending.~ James R. Sherman

This Year, may god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips. Happy New Year!

“Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.” – Brooks Atkinson

I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer!

A new year. A fresh, clean start! It’s like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on! A day full of possibilities!~ Bill Watterson

May God bless you and your loved ones with prosperity, good health, and happiness in the New Year.

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

One thing with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us.” ― Michael Cibeuko

The new year stands before us, like a chapter in a book, waiting to be written. We can help write that story by setting goals.” ― Melody Beattie

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” ― Mark Twain

Nothing is as good as coming into the new year with zeal, hope and a positive mind.” ― Bamigboye Olurotimi

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