Funny Love Quotes For Her to Make Her Smile
For a woman, the first kiss is the start of everything. For a man though, the first kiss is the end of everything.
Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. – Fran Lebowitz
There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters… I could be their leader. – Charles M. Schulz
Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for you’re the rest of your life is a miracle.
The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge
cheesy funny love quotes for her from the heart
My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says ‘I don’t care, my heart says ‘I do care’. When my head says ‘I’m not thinking about her, my heart says ‘of course you do.’
Girls cry their eyes out until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their mugs are all dried up.
Stop waiting for your prince in a white horse. Go and find him. The poor bastard might be lost, stuck in an island or something.
Love is like a headache or a backache. It does not show in the MRI or X-ray, but you just know that it’s there.
So many reasons are there to love you. Your cute smile, your sweet laugh, your innocence, and your kind heart makes me love you.
funny love messages to make her laugh
Every girl deserves a guy that can make her smile even when she doesn’t want to.Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. – David Sedaris
Make you sure you tell your partner how much you love him every day for you’ll never know when you’ll find somebody better.
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. – Cindy Garner
Cute and sweet funny love you quotes for her
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. – Mark TwainMarrying
’I love you’ is a dangerous word. It takes less than a second to say, hours to explain and a lifetime to attest.
Grow old with me. Let’s count each other’s wrinkles as the years pass by. Let’s see who losses all of the teeth and who will need the help of the walking stick first.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers
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