Funny I Miss You Like Sarcastic Quotes For Him And Friend

Funny I Miss You Like Sarcastic Quotes

I miss you like fire misses the coals

Miss can be said as a fertilizer of love.

Within you, I lose myself… Without you I find myself, wanting to be lost again.

I miss you like I missed my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better!

I miss you like the ocean misses its wave

 I miss you like ham misses burger

 I miss you like australias drought misses the rain

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

Not sure if I miss you or I miss insulting you.

Aye miss ewe. I mean yew. Or was it Amish yu?

I wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time.

 I miss the most beautiful person I’ve ever met in my life, you are amazing dear, I love you with my last breathe, pray to see you soon.

A touch from you will cure my missing sickness; I just want you, my love, I miss your cute smile.

I thought that I could handle being apart from you, but I miss you too much.

Oh why u had to be so cute, it’s impossible to ignore you.

I miss you too, *insert name that isn’t his/hers here*.

I Miss You Funny Quotes For Him

I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.

I muss u like the look of love by watching you.

 Falling in love with you was never a mistake, I really enjoy being with you and I can’t wait to see you again. I miss you.

I miss u like everything except u are annoying when u are missing.

 I miss you like an ear misses sound

When I see your smile, and I know it’s not for me, that’s when I’ll miss you.

But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.

I have a brain to think of you. Eyes to look at you. Heart to love you. Hands to comfort you. Toes to walk with you. Mouth to say I miss you and feet to kick you, if you don’t miss me too.

I wish you were here, but you’re not here, you’re there. And there doesn’t know how lucky it is.

I suck at everything, especially forgetting you.

 Missing you makes me love you more; I think of you every second that pass, you should really come back soon.

What would you do if I was there with you?

I missed you even when I was with you. That’s been my problem. I miss what I already have, and I surround myself with things that are missing. – Jonathan Safran Foer

I can’t help that I miss you and the person that I was when I was with you.

Hearing the words, “I miss you” from the right person is an amazing feeling.

Eight letters. Three words. One regret. I miss you.

Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, We ought to be together, you and I.

I can smell your bullsh*t from miles away. I’m not sending you money.

I have a brain to think of you. Eyes to look at you. Heart to love you. Hands to comfort you. Toes to walk with you. Mouth to say I miss you and feet to kick you, if you don’t miss me too. – Anonymous

I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.

Wait…didn’t you die a long time ago?!

And I miss you much!

Missing you is like me being under a magic spell, I cannot resist missing you.

What I miss most about you is seeing you smile. What I miss most about me is being the reason for your smiles.

The pain of being without you is too much to bear sometimes.

Although we’ve come to the end of the road, still I can’t let you go, it’s unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you .

You know someone is very special to you when days just don’t seem right without them.

I will stop missing you when we are together again.

I thought that I could handle being apart from you, but I miss you too much.

You may not always be here at my side, but you are always right here in my heart. I miss you.

you. It makes me forget the distance and capture you.

Thinking of you every; second, minute, hour, day, is medication to my illness of missing you.

I miss your voice. I miss your touch. I miss your face. I miss you.

I miss you only you, and that is the truth.

Oh boy, I didn’t realize I had that effect on people.

I miss you a lot, you alone make that lively part of me comes up, you make me feel that sweet joy that I never felt with anyone else before when I’m with you, I really want you here now, I miss you, darling.

Well, i don’t miss you!

If I can see you, hold you, kiss you, and speak to you, I will be the happiest person right now; I need you because missing you makes me sick.

“The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away.” – Barbara Kingsolver

It’s already late in the night and I miss you so much just like I did yesterday night and will tomorrow, please come back soon, I love you.

 I know a day will come when I don’t have to miss you like this because you would be next to me forever, I truly love you with all my heart.

It’s been so long since I’ve held you close. Although I’m aching for you, I know…..you are worth the wait. I’m here waiting for you. ~ KYB

Dear love, I’m all yours forever, all I want now to be beside you, I miss you.

I know. We should catch up one of these days.

You know you really miss someone when you crave something so simple such as the sound of their voice.

That’s very nice of you, very kind of you, and very sweet of you.

I am lucky to find someone whom I cherish and love so much. It is hard not to miss you because you are like heaven to my heart.

 I miss you so much, that I’m not able to express how much I miss you. I am just feeling down without you.

I miss those kisses and the way I used to sleep in your warm hug. I miss the way you made me eat breakfasts and I miss the way you made me laugh. I miss you.” – Himmilicious

“Beauty exists not in what is seen and remembered, but in what is felt and never forgotten.” – Johnathan Jena

A day spent away from you is a day that is not worth living.

“When we miss someone, often, what we really miss is the part of us that this someone awakens.” – Luigina Sgarro

I miss everything about you. Even the things that used to annoy me when you were still here.

I know that I love you because of how much I miss you.

 I missing you really make me sad, I just want to be with you and nothing more, I want to love you, stay with you till the end of time.

I miss you intensely, just so difficult to explain.

 I miss you very much, especially those heartfelt conversations with you, I love everything about you.

I’m missing you and falling in love with you deeply every time I think of you, you are so close to my heart yet you are far away, come back let me see your bright eyes again.

I think about you constantly, whether it’s with my mind or my heart. ~ Albany Bach Reid

 I’m not sure what is worse: missing you, or pretending that I don’t.

All this moment without you is just so hard for me, I know you are in my heart but I really want you in my arms. I miss you.

You are always the first thought in my head when I wake up in the morning. That is how much I miss you.

You don’t have to be a thousand miles from me for me to miss you.

I knew that looking back on the tears would make me laugh but I never knew that looking back on the laughs would bring tears.

7. I miss you like a convict misses their freedom

If I knew that would be the last time I would see you, I would hug you a little tighter, kiss you a little longer, and tell you that I love you one more time.

“I miss everything about you, Can’t believe that I still want you and after all the things we’ve been through”― Colbie Caillat

Someone asked me if I missed you. I didn’t answer. I just closed my eyes and walked away and whispered ‘so much.

Miss is a natural condition when someone feels lost and wants someone’s presence in the heart.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

Missing you refresh your beautiful thought in my heart, you are heaven to me, wish I can be with my heaven now, I miss you, and would always love you.

When you’re away, I miss you like a calm stream misses a breeze. ~ Author Unknown

When I’m with you, hours feel like seconds. When we’re apart, days feel like years.

I miss you more than Bert misses Ernie

All days are nights to see till I see thee, and nights bright days when dreams do show thee me.” – William Shakespeare

Missing you is something that comes in waves. And tonight I am just drowning.

I miss you like there’s no tomorrow.

“I’m never sad when a friend goes far away, because whichever city or country that friend goes to, they turn the place friendly. They turn a suspicious-looking name on the map into a place where a welcome can be found.” – Helen Oyeyemi

There is not a single moment in any day that I do not find myself missing you.

“I’m a fish out of water without you, flitting and filleting in your absence as abstinence makes the heart go flounder.”

When I miss you, I reread our conversations and smile like an idiot.

“How you can already miss someone when you are in the same room with them, I have no idea. But I do.” – Karen Harrington

I miss you as a butterfly misses its cocoon

My day is bright but you are my sunshine, so I want you in my life dear. I am missing you here.

I miss you like the sun misses the flowers, like the sun misses the flowers in the depths of winter, instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world which your absence has banished me to.—William in “A Knight’s Tale”

No matter how busy I try to keep myself, I always find a second to think of you.

Even though we are miles apart, you are still a very important part of who I am.

You have no idea of the amount of happiness you brought into my life.

I really miss you, but probably not as much as you miss me; I’m awesome.

I miss you so much that I can only hope that you will come back to me like a wave comes back to the shore.

A day that is without you is incomplete for me. I miss you.

My love for you is here to last forever, I start missing you the moment you are out of my sight, you are my missing rib dear, I want you back as soon as possible, I love you.

Funny Miss You Quotes For Friends

When I tell you that I miss you, I am actually asking you if you miss me too.

I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.–Anonymous

Whenever I feel sad because of how much I miss you, I remind myself that I was lucky to have known you in the first place.

I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it shall be the day I will stop missing you.”

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something.”

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.

Missing you when you do not miss me back is the worst feeling in the world.

I hate that I miss you and that there is nothing I can do about it.

I could really use one of your hugs right now. I guess I’m just really missing you.

 I miss your voice because it feels like home.

“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.”

I miss everything about you. Even the things that used to annoy me when you were still here.

Even though I miss you right now, I know that you will come back to me.

I really miss you, but probably not as much as you miss me; I’m awesome.

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