Funny Birthday Wishes for Cousin Male : Everyone wants to maintain a good relationship with their relatives. This era is becoming very bad. People do not respect their parents properly. Then who asks cousin nowadays. But those who do not have family, they understand the importance of family. The family only meets once if you lose it, then their love is not destined. Our cousin siblings also come to that family.

We all keep sharing funny jokes with our cousins and today is the best day to send funny Birthday Wishes. Today is your Cousin Male’s Birthday and a very special day for him. You also want to make their birthday more funny by sending them a special funny birthday quotes. So do not delay, read the funny birthday wishes for cousin male quotes quickly and send it to him.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Cousin Male

• I just want you to know that you mean more to me than Sheldon’s spot means to him. Happy birthday to you my precious!
• Happy birthday, male cousin! Let’s go out and party, you need to feel younger again. You don’t have the energy to dance. Let me prove you wrong. Happy birthday, male cousin!
• I can send you a bunch of lying quotes and wishes on your birthday instead I choose to say the truth. Firstly, you are very annoying.

• Secondly, you disturb me so much. Thirdly, I always hate you for sharing my parents. Lastly, you are the best companion in crime!
• Happy Birthday and thank you for all the years you ratted me out to Mom and Dad.
• Dear male cousin, you need to stop becoming older because it recalls me of how I’m getting older. So simply skip it out! Happy Birthday, bro!
• I asked Mom and Dad to tell me about the day you were born. Know what they said? They can’t remember that far back! I guess that means you’re ancient. Happy birthday, old guy!
• Here’s to a birthday that’s as crazy as you my male cousin. If it’s anywhere near as mad it’ll be the most outrageous birthday the world has ever seen!

• So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays have lived the longest life on the earth.
• It’s great to see how you have grown so fast, even you are able to conduct yourself as a mature adult. Happy birthday young male cousin!
• male cousin, if you were a bear, I’d want to be a tree. If you were a fish, I’d want to be the sea. If you were a flower, I’d want to be a leaf. But you’re just you, and I’m just me. Happy birthday!
• Happy Birthday anyway! You know you don’t deserve wishes from me, but beating. I’ll wish you a beautiful birthday all the same. All the best!

Short Funny Birthday Message for Cousin Male

1. Hey, man. So. I just wanted to say, like. You know. Um. Happy birthday. Yeah. That.
2. Happy birthday crazy male cousin, I wish we can have more time to bond together, you know?
3. When somebody looks at us, they have no problem differentiating among who is older and who is younger. Happy birthday!
4. Here are cute Funny Birthday Wishes for younger male cousin you can send to him as an amazing elder sister.
5. When I was little, I wanted a puppy but you turned out to be just as much fun. Happy Birthday!
6. The only good your birth has brought is your dumbness. It has been entertaining me for years!
7. Birthdays are for enjoyments and for parties, so party hard on your birthday male cousin!

Funny Birthday Quotes for Cousin Male

1. Today you have added another year to your age. May it come with hope, joy and enormous wishes of life for you. Happy Birthday to you!
2. I don’t need to get you anything for your birthday because you already have the best older sister in the world! Happy birthday to my little male cousin!
3. I spent  hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.
4. My lovely male cousin, no matter where life will take us, I will always be there for you, standing by your side in every situation. Happiest birthday to my dearest male cousin!
5. On your birthday this year, little male cousin, I propose we make a pact. I won’t reveal your age, so long as you don’t tell anyone that I’m even older than you! Happy birthday to you!
6. May you get even more than you need for your birthday. Remember Mom told you to ALWAYS share with me. Happy Birthday!
7. I should call you Broggle🤣 because you help me solve all the problems to which I cannot find an answer on Google. Wishing you the best male cousin, bro!
8. Wishing a happy birthday to my favorite male cousin of all time – I know you’re my only male cousin, but still. You’re the best I could ask for all year round.
9. For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life. Isn’t that charming enough?
10. Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You smell like a donkey and you look like one too! Just kidding. You’re not an ass… all the time.
11. Have an amazing birthday, my sweet bro! ask me the gift you want on your next born day, remember that, I will definitely give you.
12. Hey bro, Happy Birthday!.. If anyone calls you old today hit them by the candies you wil be getting!… 😛

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