Crazy Funny Birthday Wishes For Brother : Although we sometimes confront or angry with our brother, but he will always be one of the most important people in our lives. It’s essential to surprise him with funny messages or deep sentences and share your feelings on his Birthday.

For this reason we collected crazy quotes and add some funny words for you in this post. Below we shared many crazy and funny birthday wishes for Brother. We hope you like it very much.

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Crazy Funny Birthday Wishes For Brother
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Crazy Funny Birthday Wishes For Brother

  • It was fantastic the way I grew up. I cried with you, I laughed with you, I fought with you, and I kicked your ass too.😛 I just wanted to remind you. Happy brother!
  • It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer… Happy Birthday Bro!
  • Birthdays are like girlfriends; they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
  • Happy birthday, brother! This year we hope that God will give you the car that you have been wanting so much – but I think we both know God doesn’t work that way.
  • I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.
  • May this birthday be a memorable one. Knowing you, it will be! Happy birthday, little brother. We love you!
  • It reasonably wasn’t comfortable being the boy in this relationship but I believe we didn’t irritate you for life. Happy lights and cakes, buddy
  • Dude, you are so busted when I starting spilling your secrets. Better share that cake. Have a nice Birthday Bro!
  • Oh! I almost forgot today is someone’s birthday. You made it easy not to remember your birthday because you have been ringing your gifts in my ear for a while and all I have to offer is an empty pocket. So let me keep acting like I forgot your birthday.
  • No need to look into the mirror on your birthday, it will remind you about getting older. Just focus on the wisdom you are getting every year.
  • Even if I had the chance, I wouldn’t trade you for an Xbox One. Happy Birthday, Brother!
  • Do you know that Mom loves you too. Just not as much as she loves me. Happy Birthday Brother!
  • For your birthday anniversary, I chose to get you some possible gifts. Now, I recognize you might assume the toupee is a little bit over top but, seriously, it won’t be long now, big brother!
  • You forget your age, if you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, then everything is fine. Happy birthday, bro!
  • Remember all those times we fought over who got to ride shotgun? Hahahahaha I’m laughing about them right now. Also, SHOTGUN FOR LIFE; no rips! Happy birthday!
  • I’ve learned so much from you over the years, like how to get away with staying out late, how to make Mom and Dad mad, and how to tell on your siblings. I can’t wait to see what you teach me this year! Happy birthday.
  • You know that birthday is the only day in your life when you cried and made your parents happy… Happy Birthday Dear!
  • Hey, we can invite some girls for your birthday party and who knows, one of them might fall for your good looks and tarda! You are in love on your birthday. What a memorable day it will be! Happy birthday, younger brother!
  • Happy Birthday my younger brother, never make the same mistake twice, make it  or 6 times to be sure. Keep making mistakes brother!
  • Can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should we go get the local fire department to help you blow them off? They will surely do a good job for you. Happy birthday, brother!
  • You’re turning a perfect age. Old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!
  • You are such a great role model for every brother in the world because you are so loving, caring, protective, and supportive. I wish you, the best brother in the universe, a very happy birthday.
  • Hey bro you are the best!… Happy Birthday!!… Now, don’t think I am going to share choco chips with you!
  • I wish you all the happiness, good health, and yes I forgot to say happy birthday.😁
  • Listen, Bro! Our parents love me more than you because they didn’t have a baby boy, so your parents bought you from a shop.😛But I love you so much, eventually, you are my only brother. Happy birthday dearest brother!
  • Feeling lucky to have such a cool and silly brother like you. Happy birthday from your little bro
  • Happy birthday brother. You might be the younger one but at least I’m the better looking one!
  • You might get all the responsibility for being the older brother, but you have no idea how hard it is to be the favorite of the family. Happy Birthday!
  • I’m responsible for your old age and I promise you will keep having more wrinkles no matter what you use to quell it. I just can’t wait to see you looking meeeh… Happy birthday, younger brother!
  • Today is one of my favorite mans birthdays. My brother is the kindest most amazing person anyone would be blessed to meet. I am so proud to have him as my brother and so very happy to have him here with us. Happy birthday. I love you more than you know.
  • Birthdays are days to celebrate special people in our lives, you are not only special, you fill a great space that my meal can’t fill. Happy birthday, lil brother!
  • Happy brother to my brother. You’re a bit weird… but I still love ya! Have a great day
  • Have a fantastic day, bro. However, you are such a great brother that I trust you with my life but not a plate of chocolate chip cookies.
  • Happy birthday to my brother! You might want to check your parenting meter – you are my little brother, yet you always lecture me like how our mother does!
  • I am pleased to call you my big bro! You will forever be my superhero. Have a marvelous birthday!
  • Hey little brother, be thankful to God for rendering you another year to leave your footprints on this world. Take the pledge to make the most out of this upcoming birthday. My wishes will always be with you!
  • Your poor grades and stupid actions made me the favorite child of our parents effortlessly. Thanks for all the help bro. Wish you a remarkable and mirthful birthday!
  • Happy birthday to a brother who is smart, funny, witty, charming… and reminds me a lot of myself!
  • Maybe I’m late, but happy birthday, brother! It is better than not wishing my friend a beautiful celebration, cause you might start nursing unrealistic thoughts and end up with a fever after your birthday.
  • It’s absolutely futile to expect from an immature brother like you to grow up and understand the responsibilities. Happy birthday to my less smart than Chimpanzee brother!
  • Don’t worry, brother, age is only a number. Although, in your case, it’s a very, very, very, very big number! Happy birthday!
  • To my brother, sorry it’s late and I know you got so many birthday cards yesterday but who is the one who is still here today? That’s right, I am! Happy belated birthday bro.
  • Your job profile as a brother is to love me no matter what troubles I get into. I want to congratulate you because you are doing a great job. Happy birthday.
  • I haven’t bought any cake for you. How can I waste my money to get an old man like you a cake when you could have easily walked into a shop and get it yourself. Anyway, I know you have enough cakes to celebrate your birthday, so here is my best birthday wishes for you.
  • Happy birthday brother, it’s not easy to cope with someone as talented as you.
  • Since you have always tried to play the smart guy all the time, and ride me off of my place in the family, I leave it all to you. But remember that one day you will become an antique! Enjoy your day!
  • Someone please grab the fire extinguisher because someone is looking super lit today… ;P Happy Birthday little brother!… You look good!
  • Dear brother, Mom gave you the biggest present of your life many years ago. And that present was a wonderful brother like me. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, little brother! After all these years, you’ve finally got older than me 🙂
  • Having friends never has been more awesome! It has been a rollercoaster of emotions with your crazy attitude. Happy birthday, brother!
  • There is no little brother as special as you. Here’s hoping your next year on Earth is as wonderful as you. Happy birthday!
  • May you always find happiness and peace in the things you do, my big bro, I care for you!
  • Happy Birthday dear brother. I hope you will remain just as annoying as now even when you are 00 years old.
  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
  • At least your retirement is still far and you are still agile to help and support me through retirement. It’s a wonderful feeling you know? Happy birthday, brother!
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  • Even if I had the chance I wouldn’t trade you for an Xbox.
  • You are now a grandpa and your mates are celebrating with their grandkids. Don’t you know you are too old for a birthday party? Drop it off and let the rightful people celebrate while we sleep. Happy birthday, brother!
  • Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of the old yet youngest! The antiques in the front row of the store yet new! The person that is now one year closer to arthritis! Just teasing anyway. Happy birthday, brother!
  • Your kids must be curious to know how old you are today, please remember to tell them you are not as young as your face says and the wrinkles will soon tell.
  • I know it’s tough not being able to see you today, but know that the day I see you, I’ll give you some blow as a gift. Happy birthday, brother!
  • I hope you enjoy your birthday this year and forget about your wrinkled skin, white hairs and weak bones.
  • See who is celebrating! All nice and glittering, but hey, I must admit that you don’t look as good as you think you are. You are actually so amazing. Happy birthday, lil brother!
  • Big boys don’t need toys, big boys don’t need gifts either… Happy Birthday my super big bro 😛
  • Another year closer to being an old, offensive and incontinent senior citizen!
  • Dear brother, whenever you would need guidance and support I would always be there for you.
  • Life wouldn’t be the same without you in our lives, little brother. Keep being awesome like you already are. Happy birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to someone who is as genetically dysfunctional as I am.
  • See how many candles on your cake. If we begin to count there is no hope of leaving here today. So I’ll just leave you to make your wish and sniff the candles off.
  • Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday. Today you have brought up the fire again and it is better you sing and bring out the candles yourself. Happy birthday, younger brother!
  • You’re turning a perfect age. Old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!
  • On this birthday, the gift I am going to give you which are really priceless. These are my hearty wishes and blessings for yours. Although cakes need money to be bought and money is not needed for them.
  • Years ago you looked so innocent before your cake, but now you look like an armed man who just got arraigned. Happy birthday, younger brother!
  • May this birthday be as wonderful as you are. I love you, little brother. Wishing you another great year full of awesome things.
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Happy Birthday Brother From Sister Funny Meme

  1. Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest, and most amazing sibling in the world! Oh, hold on… that should say from, not to!
  2. Happy Birthday to the boy who was found on the road and picked up by my parents. Wish you all the good things in life, brother!
  3. Happy birthday, brother! You’ve successfully stayed alive for another year, and believe me, a lot of us (I’m not going to say who) were wondering if you were really going to make it. But not me—I always believed in you.
  4. Brother, you are just like me. Smart, handsome and intelligent. Wishing you a very happy birthday.
  5. Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You smell like a donkey and you look like one too! Just kidding. You’re not an ass… all the time. Love, Your Favorite Sister.
  6. It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
  7. And gradually, I’m counting down to the years you will make your birthday wishes without teeth and with wrinkled face that will make you look like a clown. Enjoy your young age while it lasts. Happy birthday, brother!
  8. Writing this message brings me joy because I’m a very lucky sister to get to send birthday wishes to such a wonderful brother. I hope you have a very special day!
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Funny Birthday Wishes For Younger Brother

  1. Don’t regret the grey hairs on your head. Aging is a privilege granted to a select few.
  2. I need to buy you a surprisingly excellent cake for your eating only for you, then I memorized your age. Sugar takes time to treat old peoples. Just have a very happy birthday.
  3. Brother, don’t panic about your age, next year you will be older. Happy birthday.
  4. Bro, welcome to adulthood. But I still do not see signs of stubble on your chin. Happy Birthday!
  5. To my brother, thanks for being a brat at the worst moments and the greatest friend at moments I most need it. Happy Birthday.
  6. Dear brother, today only mom told me that they bought you from the dustbin and not me.. Anyways, Happy Birthday!
  7. You asked for it, so here is nothing for your birthday! Happy birthday brother.
  8. Dear brother, you are not just my idol but also my greatest source of inspiration. Keep up the good work.
  9. Hey, though you’re getting older, but yet it’s not better yet until you climb the world highest mountain. Have a beautiful birthday!
  10. Do you remember all the silly fights we had growing up? Looking back now, it was so funny, but seriously where did you hide my Lego? Happy birthday to a brother who drives me crazy.
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Happy Birthday Little Brother Funny

  1. Now that you have grown a year older, you should also become mature. Happy birthday, bro!
  2. Brother, I have always looked up to you, but then I have to, you’re so much older than me! Happy birthday.
  3. You will probably be too busy stuffing your mind with your own birthday plans, why not invite me over to make it splendid for you with an elderly experience. Happy Birthday to you!
  4. It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm, many thanks to your candles. How hot your birthday is!
  5. Cheers to the first time you got drunk to be a pro at partying, you are not mature but you are grown up little one. Happy birthday, Enjoy your day!
  6. You know I spent almost  hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday messages for you and finally I gave up. Happy birthday!
  7. Wishing you nothing but the best on your birthday, little brother. We hope you get everything you wish for this year.
  8. Happy birthday to the best little brother in the world! We love you so much and thank God for you every day.


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